The Time I Studied Abroad

When I drink the 2 euro wine

The first week I’m all:

But by the end of the semester I’m like:

When my friend tells me to meet her inside the Louvre

When I get to the top of another important tower

When the guides ask for donations at the end of the free walking tour

I’m just like:

When there is no line at customs

When someone asks me why I want to study abroad

When I get home and am no longer legal to drink

When I realize the bread on the table is not free

When a guy whistles at me on the street

The first week I’m all:

But by the end of the semester I’m like:

When I find a flight for 12 euro